tell me a funny joke?

Codi Manchel: Why do I swim on my back.

Byron Fortmann: One is a song, and another is a Michael Jackson joke.Number 1:(Sung to the tune of 'I Believe I Can Fly')♫ I believe I can die, ♫♫ I got ran over by the Ice Cream guy, ♫♫ All I wanted was a popsicle, ♫♫ Instead I ended up in a hospital . . . ♫ Number 2:Q: What does a television and Michael Jackson have in common?A: They both can get turned on by three year olds.That's all I got....Show more

Walter Scordino: Why don't they give Long Weekends for Blonds anymore?Because then they will have to retrain them all over again>

Norris Rosener: Scott took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like to do first, Mary?" asked Scott."I want to get weighed," she said. They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale, it read 117 and she won a prize. Next the couple went on the Ferris wheel. When the ride was over, Scott again asked Mary what she would lik! e to do."I want to get weighed," she said. Back to the weight guesser they went. Since they had been there before, he guessed her correct weight, and Scott lost his dollar.The couple walked around the carnival and again he asked where to go next. "I want to get weighed," she responded. By this time, Scott figured she was really weird and took her home early, dropping her off with a handshake.Her roommate, Laura, asked her about the blind date, "How did it go?"Mary responded, "Oh, Waura, it was wousy, he just wouldn't way me....Show more

Lionel Tanen: Well, i cant tell u any, but search "elephant jokes" on google. there hilarious!

Kelly Bistodeau: A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled her over for speeding. Officer: May i see your licence? Lady: what does it look like? Officer: its a rectangular thing with a photo of you on it. The lady looks through her bag and pulls out her compact mirror and hands it to the officer. Th! e officer opens it up and says 'if you had told me you were a ! police officer I wouldn't have pulled you over.'

Branden Roddick: why do squirrel's swim on their back's to keep their nuts dry of course